Who, What, Where, When, and Why

I can't 100% verify these numbers but I've stumbled across several sources stating that Charlie Kirk's "memorial" resulted in about 7 million views on Youtube.

Jimmy Kimmel's return? 19 million.

Now, I'm only a humble little country cartoonist but nineteen seems like a much larger number than seven.

So, you know, screw Charlie Kirk and the fascists trying to make a martyr out of the hateful, greedy, little bigot.

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For those worried about Pete "Failing Upward" Hegseth's all-General-on-deck military shindig next week I'm guessing that at least one or two five-star generals have reached out to the White House and gently reminded that deranged orange twat, possibly using a pop-up book, that every member of the U.S. military makes an oath to defend the Constitution, not a Russia puppet. That if the Commander-in-Theif thinks he can treat the military like it's the DOJ or the Supreme Court then he might find himself labeled a "domestic enemy". Real quick. And he won't be happy about it.

My guess, then, is that this upcoming event is just another distraction from all of his recent failures and assorted crimes. Just like always.

Have a great weekend, everyone.

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Is today's 'toon a simple ad hominem attack on Donald the Con-queror, driven by rising frustration that Zeus has yet to target his flaccid ass with a humongous thunderbolt, or is it an accurate depiction of every nuance of an absolutely nuance-less, let's say, human?

Yes, I know there are larger, more critical issues to address but I'll get to them. Pinky swear.

- Lefty