Bring 'Em Back Alive

I never had an opinion of Jimmy Fallon until I saw him tousle the Golden Diaper-Boy's hair back in 2016. Since then my thoughts have tended towards "disingenuous tool" when he appears on the media feeds.

My opinion was modified to include "overpaid vichy ass-wipe" when I learned that he hosted Fox's Gutfeld on his show last night, an obvious and pathetic act of capitulation to the Fascist du L'orange.

Gutfeld? Really? Is Stephen Miller just too charming and scintillating for your demographic, Jimbo?

I'm personally guessing that Gutfeld was an emergency replacement guest when the ritual summoning of Joseph Goebbels hit a snag. Might I suggest more goat's blood and wienerschnitzel next time, Jim?

(Note: The Tonight Show business model is doomed, for the same reason as dial telephones, and Fallon knows it so this desperate attempt at sucking-up to keep his $16 million-dollar salary for the benefit of the fascists is even more disturbing.)

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Imagine being charged $20 just to enter a grocery store.

Imagine being charged $50 just to enter an appliance store.

Imagine being charged $500 just to walk into a car dealership.

You don't have to imagine, you just have to call them what they really are:

Tariffs.

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Something that has always intrigued me was how the Big Mango Mutha's personal stock was crashing in late September 2024 and then suddenly made a very dramatic rise right up until the elections. (See chart below)

By the end of the campaign the lying sacka crap was screaming about people eating pets and going into weird fugue states on the campaign trail. His rally crowds were becoming embarrassingly small and it was Kamala who had all the big dick energy.

Then I learned that ES&S, which is one of the major suppliers of voting machines, updated all of their voting machine software in late September, an update which a watchdog group, Dissent In Bloom, said touched "ballot scanners and modified audit files."

DJT stock erupted like a volcano, rising 500% in 30 days. Peaking at $50 in late October.

Suspicious? Yeah, a little, he said sarcastically.

Trump's stock is a known grift. It's legal bribery. If you, as a briber/donor, were quietly told that the election was as good as stolen you'd start dumping money into DJT's lap, too, would you not?

Pair this with the Kankle King's curious pre-election statements about his voters never having to vote again plus some really, REALLY suspicious voting results and the rise in his stock makes sense. The wrong kind, though. The really wrong kind.

Am I suggesting that ES&S itself fixed the election for the Fat Fascist F*ck? Don't know. I just know what I see with my lyin' eyes.

(Do "View Image" for a closer look at the chart.)



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Finaly, as though it's not obviously apparant, this comic is a riff on the recent stories of the very successful reintroduction of wolves into Yellowstone Park.

- Lefty