Stoned
Again
Just another shot across the bow of religion, that absurd
invention which separates humankind from real civilization.
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Several legal rats recently jumped Trump's ship and suddenly,
SUDDENLY, House Republicans have found their perfect traitor,
I mean,
Speaker, no doubt at the irate, ketchup-spurting behest
of Whiny McBankruptcypants.
Bill Barr shat all over the Constitution for the benefit
of his former employer. No doubt this new guy has dispensed
with plain old water and will be carrying all the ethics-warping
fertilizer he can for the Biggest Loser ever.
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The Simpsons had a great gag this past Sunday, a sequence
of sketchy and questionable edifices which occupied the
land on which the Simpson home was eventually built. In
chronological order:
An outhouse.
A speakeasy.
The spot where six witches were burnt at the stake in the
1940s.
The home of a suicide cult.
Reagan campaign headquarters.
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A Spider's Tale: for the past two weeks I noticed foot-traffic
for this site was trending up in a very satisfying way...
until I looked at the logs and saw much of it was coming
out of Singapore.
Singapore?
With a little help from my host's IT guys we determined
it was just a new and undisciplined web spider
going berserk among all the servers so they closed
off the
IP, at
which
point my
dreams of cartoon glory returned to their default state.
Sigh.
Still, love having you guys along for the ride.
And this is cartoon Three of Five. See you tomorrow.
=Lefty=
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