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Hot Water

Today is Day Eight of my "Raging Pencils Inertial Slack-A-Thon", a month-long gallery of salvaged classic RP 'toons while the "artist" learns to play the B-flat accordion.

This particular 'toon is from August 31, 2011.

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Wasn't Mr. Obama magnificent? That man could talk white off rice.

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Well, now we know why Trump has so much interest in waterboarding.

Golden Showers... would Trump have any other kind?

Nixon had Watergate. Trump has Waterworks.

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The claim now is that Trump has been in contact with Russian intermediaries for the past five years.

Five years ago was when Mr. Obama roasted and toasted Trump at the Correspondent's Dinner.

Trump decided to dance with the Devil, and he's getting burned.

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After hearing Jeff Sessions feign ignorance about every major issue about which he was asked I think the only hope for this country is a military coup, because this is our next AG.

Bring it on.

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A great question of the Manchild Churian candidate, by Bill In Portland, Maine, via dailykos:

"Meryl Streep didn't mention you by name in her Golden Globes speech, so why did you automatically assume she was talking about you as the one mocking the disabled if you say you've never mocked the disabled?"

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Last Friday at the White House they held a going away party for President Obama. You know who was there?

Paul McCartney, Bruce Springsteen, Solange, Chris Rock, George Clooney, Usher, Robert De Niro, Stevie Wonder, Meryl Streep, Tom Hanks, Jerry Seinfeld, Chance the Rapper, and George Lucas.

Groper McSnatchalot is throwing an inaugural ball on the 20th. You know who's NOT going to be there?

Paul McCartney, Bruce Springsteen, Solange, Chris Rock, George Clooney, Usher, Robert De Niro.....

=Lefty=

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