Dinosaur
Jokes
Today is Day Seven of my "Raging
Pencils Grab-Your-Pussy-Do-Si-Do", a look
back at classic RP 'toons while your master of ceremony
engages in low-cal free-form navel-gazing.
This particular 'toon is from August 8,
2011.
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I hear people are rushing to buy big cars again.
Pardon me for thinking climate change is real but this
is the same short-sided mentality that put Groper McSnatchalot
in the White House.
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Trump's son-in-law is going to be his Senior White
House advisor.
I'm guessing this means he tells Trump how to access
his AOL account.
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Trump mocks a disabled reporter during the campaign
and then, last night, Meryl Streep calls
him out for being a classless
turnip. Trump, in several misspelled tweets, responds
that he never ever-ever swears on a stack of Bibles
mocked a reporter. (He did.)
Whoever had 6:20AM wins the pool today.
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The following is a very embarrassing consumer tip:
I have checked my credit score exactly once in my life,
on the 17th of November, 2016, and I used an online
company called Transunion. They charged me a token
$1 to receive
the credit check, which I knew about, but they ALSO
very covertly auto-enrolled me in their monthly credit
protection
system at $20-a-month.
This problem has since been resolved.
Transunion. Fuck these guys.
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I'm hoping that at today's security hearing FBI director
James Comey explains, in some satisfactory way, just
what the fuck he was thinking by raising questions
about Hillary Clinton's emails ten days before the
election.
Otherwise, I hope he's afflicted with the sort of devastating
biological malfunction that would make even David Lynch
flinch.
=Lefty=
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