Proof
Donald Trump wants to ban Muslims from
entering the U.S. should he become president.
Think about that:
"Welcome to the U.S., sir. I hope
you enjoyed your flight. Can you please
prove that
you're not a Muslim?"
"What? I'm an American."
"Yes, sir, but are you a Muslim?"
"Look, man, it's okay. I'm a Christian."
"I'm sure you are, sir. How often
do you attend church?"
"Quite often."
"Which church, exactly?"
"Well, to be honest, I haven't gone
in a long time..."
"I see. Can you name the twelve disciples
of Christ?"
"Well, I guess. There's Simon and
Peter, John, James and uhhhh.... Prancer
and Vixen?"
"I'm sorry. Would you please step
aside, sir."
"Dude, I was BAPTIZED!"
"Do you have a receipt?"
"I'm wearing a cross! See?"
"Hmm. Made in China. Step aside, sir."
"But I'm WHITE!"
"Step aside, sir!"
"This! This is why I voted for Bernie
Sanders!"
"Yes. We know, sir. We know."
=Lefty=
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