It's
Only Words
 The
word "atheist" is personally vexing because
it essentially means that I don't believe in your particular
imaginary friend. It arbitrarily makes me the
enemy, not unlike Snidely Whiplash, though I can't
remember the last time I tied anyone to the railroad
tracks.
And, as though including me as a villainous bit player
in these vaudevillian productions isn't bad enough,
nowadays my secular pals
are trying
to
convince anyone who'll listen that
atheism is itself a religion.
Actually that would be pretty cool. I could use a nice
tax-free gig, but even the gummint knows that no one
can make a dime preaching nothing about no one to an
empty room. So good luck getting the permit, Pastor.
So what I need to do is invent a new religion, one
based on the life of an all-powerful being.
He could control space and time, even decide the fate
of entire worlds, yet know when each of us are in
trouble and would instantly answer our cries for help.
And even though he may die, he shall yet be resurrected.
I
shall call it "The First Church of Superman". And it
will be good.
=Lefty=
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Republican Job Creation Update
 "We're
going to have a relentless focus on creating
jobs." -
John Boehner, February 10, 2011.
The following is #86 in a list of Republican
job creation activities
since they gained control of the House in
2011. None, sad to
say,
have
yet to result in one, single new job.
(86) 9-19-2011: Republican Majority Leader
Eric Cantor is back with a pithy statement
about Mr. Obama's jobs
bill: "While an all or nothing approach might make
sense to some communicators, I hope the President realizes
it would be better to work together." This from a man
whose job it is to say "No" to anything
the president proposes. I hope he gets a painful
boil on his uvula.
NOTE: As a result of an unexpected wave of enthusiasm
the Republican
Job Creation update now has its
own web site. It will remain on the RP but a
web site of its own will raise its visibility
on the 'net as
we progress towards the critical 2012 elections.
And I thank you for your support.
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