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I Ain't Got No Body

I hear some people like macaroni & cheese as a Thanksgiving side dish.

Macaroni and cheese.


I will hunt these people down and question their heritage with great vigor.


How. The Hell. Did we survive four years of Trump?


Watching Joe Biden introduce his new cabinet today gave me an intense sense of security. It's like "The adults are here to fix things!"


We're actually on the precipice of seeing a U.S. president have to be drug from the White House by his heels.

Everything Trump touches not only dies, it first goes into a deep state of self-loathing, then an alcoholic death-spiral, and then throws itself head-first into a wood-chipper.


In his mind Trump thinks that if he never concedes he will always be president.

Evidently inside Trump's brain is a small swarm of flies endlessly bashing themselves against his skull, occasionally hitting nerves in a way that makes Trump appear almost alive.


The part of my Mother's Thanksgiving meal that I loved, more than the turkey or the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, was her hand-made yeast rolls.

Oh. Mah. Gawd they was good!

But Mom is long-gone and I have yet to discover their store-bought equivalent. I'm not cook enough to replicate them but at least I have the mem'ries.

Here's hoping you're enjoying your favorites as well. And a Happy Thanksgiving to you all.


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