Republicans Bite!

Okay! I get it! You're all all sick of that "GOP People" thing. I'll go back to general abuse now.

Geez! Can't a guy belabor the obvious for his own amusement every now and again?

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I didn't compare Trumpism to heart disease, because heart disease can be cured.

I didn't compare Trumpism to leprosy, because leprosy can be cured.

I didn't compare Trumpism to cancer, because cancer can be cured.

I compared Trumpism to rabies.

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When and if the free press ever makes it back into the White House press briefing room here are a few questions I'd like them to ask:

Why do you do everything Putin wants?
Why do you smell so bad?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Why do you keep passing out at televised meetings?
Have you gotten to third base with Natalie yet?
When was the last time you saw your penis?
Could you draw Melania's clitoris from memory?
Why do you do everything Putin wants?
Does Natalie just lie there or does she like to be smacked around?
Mentally deteriorating rapist says what?
What country will you be fleeing to once you're out of office?
What is that god-awful smell?
Can we watch you do one push-up? Just one, okay?
Do you wish for the sweet solace of a death every day?
Who would you like to go back in time to smother in their sleep and why is that person your mother?
Why do you do everything Putin wants?
Does Natalie prefer anal so that she doesn't have to look at you?
Can anyone do something about the smell?
What is the next thing you're going to slap your stupid name on?
Are you aware, Mr. President, that you look like Jabba the Hut after contracting ebola and falling into an open sewer?
Why do you do everything Putin wants?
Oh, my god! Could someone call me an ambulance as I'm about to die from this foul stench?

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This past Sunday Ms. Magoomba and I took in a showing of "Coyote vs. Acme". We are both normally keen to enjoy any sort of animation but we were specifically in attendance that afternoon on moral principle as we were both peeved about the financial games Warner Brothers was playing with a work that hundreds of creative people put their blood and sweat into. If you're unfamiliar with the story, check out the timeline here.

As for the movie itself, three out of five.

Oddly, the previous night, a Saturday, we had watched Guillermo del Toro's "Frankenstein and upon leaving the theater the next day we both saw a similarity between the two movies in that they both took well-established stories and presented them with new interpretations.

The greatest similarity between the two movies was that both had main characters, the Coyote and The Creature, who were both 100% invulnerable to damage. No matter how devastating the violence they both got right up afterwards and walked away.

Beep-beep!

-Lefty