Red Meanies

Could it be that Trump is trying his best to cause inflation to balloon because that means more you and I will have to pay for his pointless tariffs? Tariffs that consumers pay for but that is returned to the corporations.

I know, I know. It's really something only a real asshole would do, but.....

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Surely you've heard that Kash Patel has opened the employment doors of the FBI to anyone convicted of goat-fcuking, uh, I mean, bestiality.

Yeah, that was a head-scratcher to me, too, until I realized that no qualified individual would ever choose to go to work for a company that prominently admits that it hires goat-fcukers. And that right there is probably the reason Patel is doing this.... to ensure that the FBI is no longer, as long as he's in charge, staffed by qualified individuals. Just goat-fcuking morons.

Seriously, there are untold numbers of people in this country who have dreamt all their lives of working for the FBI and protecting America from fiends, druggies, and commies. Now the doors of the FBI have been painted with about thirty-seven coats of government-issue goat-fcuking ick.

Patel's new policy could, however, be simply construed as a method of offering employment opportunities for young men who have lived on farms close to available "dates" all their lives, farms which Trump's tariff policies are systematically destroying.

So, in a way, maybe this is just an attempt for the GOP to win back the rural vote, one goat-fcuker at a time.

-Lefty