Brothers From Different Motherfuckers

This was not the cartoon I intended to post today. I drew and colored this and then went "NAHHHHHH Too fuckin' preachy!" but I hate to waste such modest efforts so.... enjoy.

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The Public: When are you going to investigate corruption? The Press: We’ll get to it soon.
The Public: When?
The Press: The next time a Democrat is in power.

There seemingly weren't enough column inches in the NY Times, in particular, to cluck tongues over Biden's decrepitude during the 2024 campaign but there's fuck-all editorial space given over to Piggy Wiggy, whose brain clearly has more holes in it than his story about why he attacked Iran.

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On Friday Senator Bill Cassidy cast the deciding vote that made Todd "I Love Pedophiles" Blanche the new Attorney General of the United States.... and as he did so he broke down and cried.

There is no doubt the seething cesspool that is the Republican Party somehow forced him to change his mind and approve Piggy Wiggy's personal attack lawyer. One can only guess what kind of code-red blackmail they used to force him to heave Blanche's carcass across the finish line but it was enough to make a grown-ass man go wet-eyed before the whole damn country.

But give him credit for signaling to us, with his tears, just how disgusting the GOP is behind the curtains, which should come as no surprise to anyone.

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So this happened...

[Phone literally rings over fifty times]

"<click>Sam's Club."
"Yes, I'd like to report one of your shopping carts is sitting on a corner near my house."
"Okay, thanks."
"Wait-wait-wait.... don't you want the address?"
"Well, no, 'cause we don't got nobody to pick them up."
"You don't go pick them up?"
"No."
"So we should just... throw it away?"
"Uh-huh."
"Okay, well... thanks. Bye."

Wouldn't shop there on a bet. Never have. Never will.

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I knew today's choice of subject matter in today's 'toon would be trouble, and I was right. It took only about an hour after being posted to Reddit's /r/politicalhumor subReddit before the Zionista keyboard kommandos entered the comments and started stinking the place up with their hatred and minsinformation.

I am on good terms with these Reddit mods so they were gentle when they said they had to pull the 'toon down. Shortly after that occurred I opted to pull it from Facebook, too. Not because I'm afraid of the kommandos but the FB AI doesn't understand humor and it only takes a few complaints before I get a ban there. And considering my last cartoon posted to FB captured about 700,000 eyeballs I definitely don't want to queer that deal.

See you Monday.

-Lefty