Two Down, One To Go

Should I really be fantasizing about the imminent demise of the leader of the free world?

No, because Trump is not the leader of a free world. He's the head quisling of a cadre of greedy billionaire corporatists, stomping on our Constitutional freedoms, who don't care if thousands or millions die, either domestically or globally, as long as they make a fat profit as a result.

As long as gambling websites can take bets on when Trump suffers his last and final stroke, and they all do, then MAGA can bite my shiny metal ass and I will continue to cross my fingers, toes and eyes in hopes of a wild celebration that will fill the streets of the world when the time comes.

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The world lost two of its brighter stars recently. Both were 80 years old, the same as Trump. Yeah, I know. The wrong 80-year-olds died.

I can't remember when Dolly Parton wasn't somewhere in my life. She was just always just kind of there, usually singing a song on the radio or appearing on TV looking like a deliciously ripe angel. I was never surprised whenever I heard she'd won new awards or that she was donating millions of dollars to those in need. Or that she put free books into the hands of millions of children. There was no question because that was just who she was. There was only one Dolly and, damn, we're going to miss her.

Tim Curry didn't help kids read or give millions to the poor (as far as I know) but his Dr. Frank-N-Furter role in Rocky Horror gave millions of young people, who had significantly different outlooks on how one should dress and act, permission to express themselves publicly, and without shame, according to their own whims.

Dolly may have preached acceptance for all who defied "normality" but Tim showed them how to kick the door of conformity down. And we're all the better for it.

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You may be asking yourself "Apart from just being a big pissy baby becaue he can't grafitti his name all over the Kennedy Center, why would Trump threaten to tear it down?"

The answer is that it's personally embarrassing to "The Brat Who Never Loses" that no one wants to perform there as long as his fat ass is in the White House. He's humiliated that no one in the arts likes him and he just HAAAATES that! So tearing the building down is the perfect solution as far as he is concerned.

If that is indeed his modus opperandi then he might as well just tear down the whole U.S. of A., too. Which is exactly what he's doing now.

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For those who might wonder why I depict Trump as I do:

The man wears lift inside his shoes. There is no doubt of this. I just draw them on the outside so that it's obvious. He wears adult diapers because he's famously incontinent, his swollen ankles betray serious heart disease and the discoloration on the back of his hands indicate he gets regular transfusions, probably for vascular issues. He's also been wearing a hairpiece for some time. He spackles his face with make-up because, as his former communications director recently revealed, "Without make-up Trump's skin looks like a can of Spam".

His neck is so fat he has a neck-gina whenever he wears a collared shirt. (The Japanese routinely censor the hideous thing in their news media.)

His hands aren't really smaller than anyone else's but in 2016 an opposing presidential candidate said Trump had small hands and thus, a small weiner. Trump took such offense at this remark that it's probably true. (which Stormy Daniels affirmed) That's why artists all draw Trump with tiny hands.

I also always draw him with a tiny Russian flag lapel pin, for obvious reasons.

PS, he also allegedly assaults children but I'll be damned if I'm depicting THAT.

-Lefty