Jawohl, Ya'll!

I realize this cartoon will only appeal, if that's the right word, to people concerned with, and about, the Texas Governor's race but, as a satirist, you gotta take any ripe opportunity to poke the bastards in the eye. And pointing out what a slime Abbott is at every turn seems the right thing to do.

I mean, maybe it's just me, but accepting a fat boodle of campaign cash from a man responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people is not a good look.

Go Gina Hinojosa, baby, go!

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"Hello, I'm DJT, and welcome to my new ultra-cool Mr. Fix-it Guy podcast. If you need help, I got answers. So call now with your questions. Our first caller is Marge in Topeka. Hello, Marge. What's the problem?"

Marge: "Well, my insulin has become unaffordable so..."

DJT: "Wow, that's just awful. Bye now."<click> Next is Ted in Fort Wayne. Whatcha got, Ted?"

Ted: "My rent doubled and I can't..."

DJT: "Wow, that's too bad. So long!" <click> Next is Angela in Abilene. Hello, Angela. Talk to me!"

Angela: "Every time I go to the store it seems like food prices have gone up. I've tried..."

DJT: "Wow, that's unbelievable. Ciao!" <click> Our next caller is Mel in Washington. What can I help you with, Mel?"

Mel: "I'm seek of my hawsbooned. Hees peeneece is so teeny and tiny and he alvays vants me to dress like hees daughter…"

DJT: CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK!!!

-Lefty