String Theory

Trump's kills everything he touches, even the chance of the Knicks going up 3-0.

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Oil prices went up because Trump attacked Iran. Who could have predicted that?

Energy prices increased when Trump opposed renewables and allowed his tech bro pals to build their data centers no one wants or needs. Who could have predicted that?
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Now, with the spread of screwworm, beef prices are going to rise. Who could have predicted that?

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Did Trump melt down during an interview on TV? Yes. Does this surprise anyone? No. Will the Republicans do anything about a president who is clearly in the clutches of dementia? No.

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Did you know that the Albanian island Jared Kushner is trying to buy is rife with thousands of Soviet -era nuclear bunkers?

Now why would a luridly-rich son-lin-law of a demented narcissist with his finger on the Big Red Button need with nuclear-resistant bunkers? Hmmmmmm.

- Lefty