The Pee-Yew-Body Awards.

I know this 'toon is an apples-to-orange-to-moldy-tomato-peel argument, that I should have compared Peabody Award wins between news companies, but it's hard to determine the actual numbers. Even though I know that the three major news networks (I said "news networks" not "propaganda outlets") have all won numerous Peabody Awards the Google machine isn't being all that helpful in determinig who's Numero Uno, but I'm absolutely certain that Fox News is Numero Cero.

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White House flunky: "Welcome to Celebrate Trump 250."

Musician: "Uh, you mean Celebrate America 250."

WHF: "Okay, whatever. Anyway, here's your playlist and your script. Be sure when you're out there on the stage to act sincere when you thank Mr. Trump for being the bestest, greatest, most handsomest president in the whole wide world."

Musician: "Oh! Oh...I see. Well... Hey! Look at the time! I have to go, uh, pick my kid up from the, uh, thingy so I'll be right back after I'm done, don't you worry a bit."

WHF: "Not so fast, Chachi! You ain't the first loser that's used that line today about his... Hey! Where you goin'?! Get back here! Aw, geez. I resigned as head of the DOJ for THIS?"

- Lefty