The Incontinent Constitution

The Epstein Administration just declared that Antifa is a "major terror group". But they didn't say anything about:

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Antifa isn't even an organization. It's like Trump declaring a fatwa on Santa.

That odious creature has Antifa Derangement Syndrome in addition to an Overburdened Diaper Disorder.

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We've all noted there's something wrong with Trump's hands. They're often discolored and puffy, but I think I know what's going on...

He's trying to grow larger hands.

Since we all understand the penis/hand-size correlation, and that there is obviously nothing that modern science can do to increase the length and girth of Trump's mushroom-putz, I suspect he's undergoing hand enlargement therapy in order to modify his outward appearance and, thus, not only delude the unwary but assuage his lifelong personal embarrassment of having a teeny-weenie.

But, as with the hair plugs, the elevator shoes, the girdle, the fake teeth and the mango face paint, he ain't foolin' no one.

- Lefty