FUC the UFC!

The healthiest 79-year-old friend of the world's most infamous child rapist just heard a diagnosis from his doctor that made him suddenly cancel his trip for a big summit with his cabinet members at Camp David and scuttle back home, where he definitely will not be held in the arms of his loving rent-a-wife who will definitely not coo gentle reassurances into his definitely-not-damaged-by-a-bullet ear.

You know, just another completely normal day in Washington, DC.

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Technical Note: As the Comment box is still offline, for technical reasons known only to them, so until the comments are working properly I'm going to make a special dispensation....

If you have an opinion about, oh, anything, email it to me at mike@ragingpencils.com and I'll hard-code your sentiments right into the page until the bugs get worked out or I switch to another service.

Thankfully, all of the other comments are still in place so whichever server they're using hasn't been bombed to its component atomic structure.

- Lefty