Not Kidding Around

The Deranged Orange Bastard went to the Supreme Court this past Wednesday to oversee the debate over birthright citizenship. He’s against it. His argument?

Quote: “It should be for the babies of slaves, not Chinese billionaires with 56 kids”. Unquote.

Setting that “babies of slaves” (ugh) thing aside for a moment, did you know that certain Florida hotels engage in a vibrant tourist industry specifically for the pregnant wives of Russian oligarchs, rich foreigners whose children are instantly capable of, uh, well, someday becoming president?

Yeah, I know!

Did you also know that Trump used to, and probably still does, run hotels that cater to these Russian women (Is anyone surprised?) for which he charges, I’m guessing, a fuck-ton of rubles. (This might also include Mar-a-Lago, but that would be totally unlike Trump at all. Right? Right?)

Trump opposing birthright citizenship is, for him, really unusual since he was actively profiting off of it, and we know there’s no grift too small for Mr. Stinky-Pants McTinyMittens. So my best rational (a word that is rarely associated with Trump) guess is that his deteriorating cerebral cortex believes that once birthright citizenship was struck from our Constitution he, as our new King and potentate, would be the only one capable of bestowing citizenship on a newcomer through his royal decree…. and about a $5 million dollar application fee deposited directly into the account of the Donald J. Trump Home For Wayward Girl Scouts.

Convince me I'm wrong.

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Trump is certainly a-okay, by inference, with Russian babies someday running this country but less than enthusiastic about babies with Spanish or Asian surnames eventually sitting in HIS chair and pressing HIS Diet Coke buttons.

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For those confused about the difference between ”imply” and “infer” here’s a quick explanation:

During Trump's speech on Iran he implied (acting like a person with, at best, a tenuous grasp on reality) that his brain has gone fuckity-bye, while Americans (watching a person with, at best, a tenuous grasp on reality) inferred that his mind has gone fuckity-bye.

I hope that helps.



- Lefty