Awww, Shoot!
I do not think that this latest non-assassination attempt at the White House Correspondent's Dinner was staged if for no other reason than the perp survived. It's rather hard to put words in the mouth of a living participant.
I have to say, though, that the way the Trumpiverse all began squawking in unison for his new military-secret ballroom after the fact leads me to believe that security wasn't completely oblivious to the intentions of Mr. Allen. The depths to which the NSA surveils the U.S. populace are far beyond the imagination of the average American.
So while, in my opinion, the most corrupt administration in U.S. history didn't actually stage the event they may have had an inkling that it was coming and Trump decided to use it to his best advantage. Like almost everything else he does. Trump doesn't take a shit without asking someone for a dime first.
Big Picture: It's clear that Trump was never in any danger this past Saturday night. If he or his minions said the sky was blue I'd have to go check to make sure.
Edit: And now legislation has been introduced that would have tax-payers foot the bill for Trump's Magic Military Playland and Drone-proof Dancehall. Where did the $300 million already raised (or so we were told) go? (And don't asnwer that. We already know.)
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After hearing Melania Trump demand, in a screed she likely did not have a hand in creating, that ABC fire Jimmy Kimmel over a joke he made last week I suggest she just go fuck herself royally.
Kimmel's bon mot, in case you missed it, was part of his fake-WHCD speech. In it he addresses the former Miss Knavs, an “Einstein visa” recipient, by saying “Look at Melania, so beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow.”
I LOL-ed.
I know what Kimmel meant. YOU know what Kimmel meant. Hell, even Melania knows what Kimmel meant. And none it had a damn thing to do with a shooting at the Hilton.
She married a wealthy man 25 years her senior for a reason, and that reason wasn’t love. So it’s bizarre hearing this illegal immigrant, one who is clearly repulsed by her husband and who, without any doubt, has a very profitable prenup and therefore can’t wait for the fat orange fuck to expire from all that fast-food he gobbles, complain about Jimmy Kimmel sharing with his audience a simple and obvious inference about her relationship with her hubby.
And never forget that her betrothed laughed about Rob Reiner’s murder. So until I hear an apology to Kimmel fuck 'em both.
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Trump (On "60 Minutes"): "I am not a pedophile!"
Okay, Donald. We believe you. Now release all the Epstein files and prove it.
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What do Donald Trump and Charles Manson have in common?
Both directed others to murder for them.
What do Trump and Manson NOT have in common?
Only one went to prison for it.
Also, both Trump as Epstein fucked little girls but only one went to prison. Release the Epstein Files!
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Today's 'toon was tardy because the events at the Hilton had not shaken-out to my satisfaction. I had drawn a cartoon but before I proceeded to the color phase I bagged it, because I felt I could do so much better. If you'd like to see it anyway, click here.
- Lefty
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