Diagnosis: Bored To Death

12-foot ceilings, in case you're wondering.

----------------

Trump is a great real estate man, the bigliest ever.

He's about to flip the House blue.

----------------

We need to rename the building at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. "The Waffle House".

Get it?

--------------

Captain Bone Spurs claims he could have won the Vietnam war in five months. That’s hilarious not only because he’s won absolutely nothing in his Iran “excursion” but because he’s using the same tactics the U.S. used in Vietnam:

1. Tried to get the locals to do the fighting while providing U.S. air support.
2. An unrestricted air campaign.
3. Blockading ports and waterways.
4. Arming ethnic minorities.
5. Relying on Special Operations.
6. Threatening nuclear attack.
7. Applying the Madman Theory.

America also underestimated the opposition’s ability to fight back in Vietnam because (ahem) they were being militarily supplied by China and Russia.

(This information was borrowed/stolen/plagiarized from Youtube’s “Bell of the Ranch”. Check her out.)

The only thing Trump has failed to do is commit hundreds of thousands of American troops to die needlessly on a foreign shore. He’s demented, but surely he’s not THAT stupid. Right?

Right?

- Lefty