The Sick Puppy Party

While pondering this cartoon I came to the conclusion that not one part of this "joke" is inconceivable in the minds of modern Republicans. They're currently capable of this and much worse. SO much worse.

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Adolf Jessica Hitler died a coward's death.

Instead of leading a group of brave German soldiers down the shattered streets of Berlin in a last-ditch attempt to halt the Allied advance, spewing hot lead left and right from his trusty Walther P-38, using his last breath and final bullet to protect his beloved Reich, he instead sat sweating a different kind of bullets deep inside a bunker, hoping for a miracle that would never come.

And then blew his brains out. Also poisoned his wife on the way out. What a guy!

Donald Jessica Trump reveres that cowardly piece of shit.

Trump will die in a bunker one day, too, even though it may be called the Lincoln Bedroom or that fully-equipped medical facility under the White House.

He won't die a hero like Teddy Kennedy, who fought to his last breath against his advancing brain cancer in order to pass the Affordable Care Act.

Trump will probably die soon. Too many health professionals have studied his slurred speech, his odd gait, his peculiar stance, his discolored hands, his rambling monologues, and myriad other biological clues and went "Yeah, he's toast."

One of these professionals stated with grim assertion that Trump has four months to live. I'm setting my timer.

Here's the deal; If this is true then it's guaranteed that all of Washington knows what's really going on with Trump's health. DC is a terrible place to keep such secrets.

And, if so, this explains why there is a complete lack of interest in pursuing criminal charges against Trump for his crimes on Epstein island. I'm pretty sure most Republicans in Washington are wishing he'll pass soon and take any remaining public interest in Epstein with him. At the state funeral I'm sure there will be many deep sighs of relief on the R side of the aisle.

As for me, I'm hoping foreign legal systems continue to dig further into Epstein Island as their interest in the crimes are legal, not political. So go get 'em France, Poland and whomever else has a hankering for justice. We're watching.

- Lefty