Three Is A Tragic Number

The U.S. no longer has branches of government. It's more like tendrils now. The kind that grow and slither and insinuate themselves into an existing host and slowly strangle the life out of it.

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The Secretary of A Worm Is Eating My Brain posted a video announcing a new set of action figures of him and his dipshit boss.

I thought, "Who needs a Trump action figure?". But then I thought of all the fun ways it can be used. Like a barnyard porn video, or a dramatice action film featuring a preznititial limo being t-boned by a fiery petroleum tanker.

This needs some consideration.

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And, finally, Guacamole-in-a-tube is a really dumb, yet very American, idea. But I bought a tube this past weekend because it was on clearance. Now I think I know why it was being ditched.

Is it just me or does this look what what you get from eating TOO MUCH guacamole? (Yes, I'm still a three-year-old inside.)



Have a great weekend, every one of youse!

- Lefty