Thugrats

I'm not a licensed behavioral psychologist but Pam Bondi certainly appears to be responding to questions from Congress like someone sitting on a Claymore mine which will go off if she replies like a reasonable person to any question.

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Pam Bondi's combative defense of her orange lord and master before Congress today failed to lessen any conviction on my part that somewhere in the Epstein files are photos or videos of Trump doing unspeakable things to children.

In fact, I'm beginning to believe Ms. Bondi is in there somewhere, possibly a video of her holding on to one leg of an unfortunate Girl Scout while Trump goes in for the kill.

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The Gallup organization has decided to stop taking polls on presidential performance, and you just KNOW it's because they can't handle three more years of the derisive laughter and verbal abuse that would result after asking the question "Do you approve of Donald Trump's job as president?"

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Ring Cameras are owned by Jeff Bezos, the man who cannot guzzle Trump's fascist smegma fast enough these days. Jeff wants everyone to use the "lost puppy" feature on their Ring cameras because you just KNOW he would never give that data to ICE.

Never-ever. (Ahem)

How to turn off the "search party" feature:

Open the Ring app to the main dashboard.
A. Tap the menu icon that has three horizontal bars.
B. Tap Control Center.
C. Select Search Party.
D. Tap Disable Search for Lost Pets. Tap the blue Pet icon next to "Search for Lost Pets" to turn the feature off for each camera.

Fuck Jeff Bezos. Fuck Trump.

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Two final thoughts:

1. Regardless of our exterior color we are all pink on the inside.

2. Regardless of our melanin levels we all come out brown after the tiger eats us.

- Lefty