Clown Down In Motown
Yesterday, January 13, a union worker at the Ford plant in Michigan crossed paths with a visiting diaper-load of rotten roast beef mixed with bad breath, otherwise known as the Suppurating Asshole in Chief, aka Putin's Poodle, nee Donald Josephine Trump.
The worker, TJ Sabula, upon seeing this walking turdn called out to it thusly: "Pedophile Protector!", as would any decent American.
What went through Trump's mind at that moment is impossible to tell, mainly because his brain has all the consistency and complexity of cream of wheat, but I'm going to take a guess:
("Why don't these assholes leave me alone? Yes, I had fun with all those little girls but nobody cared. Jeffrey said it was okay so what was I to think? And now those stupid Wokers are screaming to see all the photos of me and those sweet little chicks and it's getting on my goddamn nerves! So that means there's only one thing for me to do.")
"Fuck you!"
("Yeah, that'll show him. That'll show them ALL! I am so awesome! Now, let's go get that guy fired.")
The upshot is that the guy can't be fired and, in fact, a Go Fund Me raised over $300k for him.
So what we learned is vast numbers of Americans think Trump is obstructing a massive case of child rape, one in which he played a vital part, and he is absolutely losing sleep over it.
Hey, Trump. Fuck you!
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What can other countries do if the U.S. invades Greenland?
How about dumping their U.S. treasury bonds? Resulting in hyperinflation, massive unemployment, the drop in value of the dollar against world currencies, and who knows what other horrible U.S. economic ripple effects. All without firing a shot.
Seems to me you would have to be awfully stupid to want to invade Greenland for no reason.
Awfully stupid.
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In my view, Trump's desire to invade Greenland is entirely, 100%, designed to destroy NATO and no other reason. It's what he's been trying to do for decades, all for the benefit of Vladimir Putin.
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Mea Culpa: About twelve hours after initial posting I shifted the word balloons around in the final two panels for better comic effect. That is all.
- Lefty
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