Teacher Knows Best

RFK, Jr. wants to get rid of stuff that uses artificial colors.

Good.

Let him start with that orange hunka crap in the White House.

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I watched some of RFK's testimony before Congress today.

Man!

Even the worm in his brain was going "WTF is wrong with this guy?"

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Federal judges have declared Mango McGoon's tariffs are illegal, which means he might have to return $200 billion dollars.

You know what THAT means?

Exactly! America's CEO's are going to be $200 billion dollars richer.

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Raise your hand if you're pleased that today's 'toon didn't depict more "Russian diplomacy".

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As many of you know I post my 'toons on other media sites, one being Reddit. I posted Wednesday's 'toon on the /r/politicalhumor subreddit... and got immediately banned, but just a 60-day ban.

I also posted the 'toon on the /r/comics subreddit and they just went "meh". What I learned that day is that the mods at /r/politicalhumor aren't near as liberal as those at /r/comics.

The thing that really cheeses me here is that /r/politicalhumor is jam-packed with posts about kiddie-diddling and couch-fucking, basically their bread and butter these days. There are even numerous posts featuring Trump kissing Putin's ass and how is that more acceptable than illustrating my version of the Putin/Trump partnership?

In my defense, I could make the argument that I did not actually draw a picture of Trump gnawing on Putin's tiny putz. I could prove that by showing the cartoon to a 7-year-old kid and asking "What's this?" (Not a chance, btw) and I'd bet all the money I don't have that 99% of them would likely describe it as "The funny orange man is blowing up a pink balloon!"

The question many people had, especially on Reddit, is why I drew that monstrosity in the first place. What was the point? (Quick answer: Feral rage!) They all seem to agree that this arrangement between P&T is common knowledge so i'm beating a dead, boring horse. And they're right, but I realized I made a small error in the 'toon, one whose solution came to me in a dream last night. It seems that I left out one salient bit of information in that cartoon...

Putin should have been holding a gun to Trump's head.

- Lefty