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The progressive comic about Charlie Kirk's seeming divinity.


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Jesus Shit Himself

Kirk's own words:

1. "I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our God-given rights."

2. "[Black women] do not have the brain processing power to otherwise be taken really seriously."

3. "We made a huge mistake when we passed the Civil Rights Act in the 1960s."

4. "No Christian parent should ever allow their daughter on birth control, ever. Period."

5. "Why has he not been bailed out? By the way, if some amazing patriot out there in San Francisco or the Bay Area wants to be a midterm hero, someone should go and bail this guy out."

6. "Joe Biden is a bumbling, dementia-filled Alzheimer's, corrupt, tyrant who should honestly be put in prison and/or given the death penalty for his crimes against America."

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What I've learned from the death of Charlie Kirk is that fascists will kill other fascists if they aren't fascist enough.

I've also learned that the fascist response to the fascist killing is that anyone who isn't fascist should embrace fascism by ignoring the fascism because there is no fascism. Did I miss anything?

FYI: I used the word "fascist" as shorthand for "fascist/homophobe/misogynist/racist/nazi", but you probably already knew that.

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You know, the real tragedy of the past week isn't that Kirk died at such a young age, it's that Trump is still alive.

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On his latest podcast Keith Olbermann postulated that Tyler Robinson's motive for killing Charlie Kirk may have been simply to impress his friends. His Groyper friends.

I can honestly see that.

The question is: Where would Kyle Rittenhouse, uh, I mean, Tyler Robinson get the idea that he could shoot someone in cold blood without fear of consequence, and is Tyler being coached by his lawyer how to cry on cue?

Seating a trial for this case is going to be extremely difficult factoring in all the misinformation the Right is currently pumping into the media in an attempt to transform the image of Kirk from an ambulatory viper pit to the second coming of Jesus.

And Trump's name is STILL all over the Epstein list. Prove me wrong. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

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Olbermann got me thinking about the real reason behind the shooting of Kirk, and you know what I now think?

It was a gang shooting.

It was the East Side Groyper Gang against the West Side Turning Point Boys and they were both fighting for the same political turf.

Yeah, I know. Nick Fuentes didn't actually command Robinson to hunt down and kill Kirk but his rhetoric to his listeners certainly weren't recipes for coconut macaroons.

And three guesses who the bigly godfather is.

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trump sucks putin's tiny cock

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The day after this 'toon was posted I made slight changes to the orders of the statements and also clarified the info about the hammer attacker for accuracy. I also 'Biblified' a couple of them with more era-friendly vocabulary. So to those with eidetic memories, I apologize.

- Lefty

 
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Leftagious News for September 17, 2025

DOJ deletes study showing that most domestic terrorists are right-wing.

Kash "KKKockeyed" Patel evidently lied about the Epstein files.

Ousted CDC Director testifies before Congress that RFK Jr. is kind of a huge prick.

Democrat wins special election to replace assassinated Minnesota congresswoman.

Trump is going after Jimmy Kimmel now, for the criminal act of stating the obvious.



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The gospels of Saint Charlie
the Raging Pencils translation
Accept no counsel from women with dark skin, for theirs are minds which liken unto a child.
Let he who so hammereth upon the head of an elder be held in high praise, and let gold be gathered for his redemption.
Fathers and mothers shall forbid daughters such elixirs as would ward her womb secure from the seed of men.
Is not the gun worth the deaths of little children? Should we foresake that which shields us from tyrants for their benefit?
If the King’s law declares a slave be freed then offer not a helping hand and bar them from the marketplace of free men, for that is God’s law.
If he that is King proves corrupt and his mind is possessed of madness then he must be held captive or put to death.

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