Me-WOW!

Attention MAGA;

Remember the first Presidential debate in 2024 in which both candidates mentally crapped their pants but we all sorta noticed that Joe Biden's load was noticeably bulkier? It was at that time the Democratic Party realized it was best to move on.

And remember the second Presidential debate, in which your candidate mentally crapped his pants like a neutron bomb, powered by expired Taco Bell burritos, nestled in his flabby butt cheeks, sensed danger from an imaginary pet-eating Haitian and went thermonuclear? Right on stage? It was at that time that you Republicans realized that Kamala laughed kinda weird.

Considering that Trump is now mentally crapping all over this country, and this world, like a firehose on a fertilizer truck with a rabid ferret that the helm, what exactly is your moment of regret for supporting this man, dear MAGA? Please give those of us who have had quite enough of this insanity a clue as to what catastrophic result of this creatures’s malfeasance will be the final straw.

Will it be after the unceremonial dumpstering of your Meemaw and Papaw from nursing homes?

Will it be the single coupon you receive for one free Dunkin’ Donut from what’s left of FEMA after a tornado transports your trailer and your collection of AR-15s in one large, mangled heap into a ravine two states over?

Will it be when your child gets a new form of cancer and all that medical science can offer is a shrug and some ibuprofen?

Will it be when your white friends are thrown into a forced labor camp because they forgot to properly address Trump as “The All-Knowing and All-Wise Ruler of Heaven and Earth” in their prayers as they bow down to Mar-A-Lago, five times every day?

Will it be when YOU forget to address him similarly?

Or will it be when all the members of his Republican Party agree that his seeming sexual abuse of underaged girls is no one’s business?

I await your response.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Mea Culpa: I worked all day Friday on a comic idea that totally didn't pan out the way I'd hoped. You can't believe how frustrating that is. So, being that it's now 2AM on Saturday morning here's an updated 'toon from April 20, 2018. Works for me.

- Lefty