The Mushroom Patrol

While it's ever so much fun watching Prez Pedo going apoplectic over the "Epstein files hoax" I think we should be spending every bit as much time discussing the Butler, Pennsylvania hoax.

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One of the Pedo Prez's staunchest media opponents is Stephen Colbert, whose late-night program was suddenly cancelled today and will go off the air just before the 2026 mid-terms.

This is in no way similar to John Stewart and David Letterman "suddenly" retiring just before the 2016 elections.

Nope, no similarity at all.

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King Cankle: "I absolutely love that Colbert was fired."

Democrats: "We absolutely love that the Epstein files are causing you to explosively soil your golden diapers."

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Here's the thing about the cancellation of Stephen Colbert's "The Late Show", which its new owners say is unprofitable...

As a result of this obviously political decision to cancel the program Colbert is going to reply with both barrels against Trump and his fascist censorship for the next ten months. As a result, viewership will climb. Meaning advertiser rates will climb. Which means the "unprofitable" explanation will be revealed as the fraud it really is.

So if you're on a cable system be sure to have it tuned to CBS Monday-Friday when "The Late Show" is on in your area. You don't actually have to watch, you can always catch up on Youtube the next day, but if everyone who cherishes the free transfer of ideas, especially art and humor, do your part to help bloat those viewer numbers.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Wobbles McNazipants closed down Stephen Colbert because he hates truthiness.

He shut down PBS because he couldn't understand Tinky Winky's jokes.

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Mea Culpa Time: There was just WAY too much going on around Casa de los Gato Negros today for me to weed through all the news and extract something suitable for satire, so I had to hit the archives at (checks watch) 1AM Saturday morning.

Sigh.

Today's 'toon, believe it or don't, originally appeared in August of 2019. (Yeah, that fat orange bastard is a one-trick phony.) Did I nail it, or what?

I had originally planned to do a whole series of "Pricks!" 'toons but, as always, there was more important snarkery to tend to.

See ya'll Monday.

- Lefty