Viagravated

It must be strange to be Donald Taco Trump at this stage in his dotage.

He's spent his entire life acting like a bull in a sex shop... sexually assaulting woman, raping women, sexually assaulting women who through misfortune found themselves sitting next to him on commercial airliners, forcing himself sexually on women that look like his daughter, allegedly raping 13-year-olds that look like his daughter, and now being "wed" to a woman who clearly despises everything about him except his money.

And Zeus knows WHAT the fuck was going down on Epstein Island.

So, there he is, in the White House, surrounded by blond bimbos who flash their best insincere smiles at him because they have to but keep a safe distance from those tiny wandering hands. Even if his aides manage to sneak a pliable trollop into his rumpus room he's probably jetting more liquid from his steaming puckered anus in the process these days than from his tiny shitake putz.

Besides which, he clearly hates women, except for their, you know, their "whatever's" as he so charmingly puts it. Can you imagine Trump having a serious conversation with a woman? Yeah, me neither.

So it's no wonder he hates the world. He has all the money, he has all the fame, but he's no longer a functioning male. He gets his jollies these days from trying to ruin everything for everyone. And if the last thing he does in his spiteful life is press that big red button as his heart pumps its last drop of venom I would not be at all surprised.

- Lefty