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Chow (Eat hearty, little Google-bots!)
Fox News: Thanks for coming in. How about telling us a little about your previous work experience?
Well, there was three months with McDonalds, then six weeks telemarketing, two days as an uber driver, one month as a parking attendant, two months as a pet sitter, and then there’s school crossing guard, flower delivery, window cleaning, painter’s assistant and then my last job was selling hot dogs at the ballpark.
I see. And where do you see yourself in four years?
I’m thinking… head of the Department of Justice.
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