Eyes Wider Opener

I began drawing Raging Pencils (AKA "Without Prejudice") twenty years ago largely because I was infuriated by Dubya's vanity bull-rush into his Iraqi quagmire. It was clearly a means to a political end for himself and also a huge financial windfall for the murder-industrial complex.

Dubya's Operation Tax-Payer-Pantsing campaign resulted in hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilian deaths, many of them children, but I never, ever had to contemplate him personally snapping the little tyke's necks.

This newly-released FBI tip that Trump may have participated in the death of a 13-year-old's newborn is something so beyond the scope of even the darkest nightmares of Americans that they refuse to acknowledge it.

So, naturally, I want to contemplate it, in funny cartoon form.

The ultimate question is "Did Trump do it or didn't he?"

If it were me I'd release the Epstein files and dismiss all doubt. Ya dig?

I'll be waiting.

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You know, not that long ago I made jokes about how Trump's voters wouldn't impeach him if he BBQ-ed and ate a baby on the White House lawn. These new allegations are just that, allegations, but if Trump's voters don't push for clarification he might as well start buying BBQ sauce by the case.

Also, too, what's the word? Projection? Where you accuse others of doing exactly what you're guilty of?

I recall MAGA accusing Hillary Clinton of practising ritual baby killing. Don't know what made me think of that.

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Two things I have learned over the past ten years:

1. Conservative voters are scared shitless of laptops, but only if they belong to Democrats.

2. Conservative voters are largely unconcerned about child-rapists in their midst, but only if they're Republicans.

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As we rush inevitably into 2026 here are a few beliefs I will take into the new year to cool my fevered brow:

1. Trump is not president, because he does nothing presidential, and that his days in the Oval Office are numbered because he's batshit crazy.

2. JD Vance will replace Trump and will be granted all the respect and authority of a swollen can of fried pig testicles.

3. The 2026 mid-terms will be Democratic/Liberal retribution, and I can hardly wait.

- Lefty