Leave No DNA Behind

For reasons I'm much too young to fully understand I am obliged by the legal department here at Raging Pencils, Inc. to publicly state that I do not know who this Jeff person is.

All's I know is what my mother told me, lo those many moons ago.

She said "Son, live the kind of life we can all be proud of, one in which your name is never attached to an allegation that you helped murder the baby of a 13-year-old and sank it in a lake just so you could keep banging underaged chicks."

You can all rest assured that Mom was right and I thank her for her infinite wisdom.

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Hey! What did YOU get for Xmas?

I got the flu.

The. Fucking. Flu.

I've a good run of about 15 years without flu because I've religiously gotten my vaccine each Fall, but this mother-humper of a virus snuck through my fairly expensive battlements. Sigh.

This variant is apparently rampaging up and down the country so, people, take care. Mask up if you feel the need but definitely wash those hands.

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Two Things:

1. This month is a 14-comic month. Usually it's 13 toons, tops, so enjoy the bonus.

2. 2026 will mark the 20th year of Raging Pencils, once known as (Oh, NO you don't!). Twenty years of something is a lot of years and I'm happy to still be here rattling my cage. Nice to have you all with me. Tell your friends.

- Lefty