Santa Rules

Here is my Xmas wish:

I wish that someday soon our Suppurating Asshole-in-Chief suffers an affliction so severe that it reduces him to a coma-like condition but leaves his mind perfectly alert and aware. That way he can watch everything he's done in his greedy, miserable life to aggrandize himself torn down and trashed and he won't be able to even lift a finger or wipe away his tears.

Thank you Santa.

And you, too, Jesus.

And you, too, Easter Bunny.

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Should today's cartoon be about anything but the Epstein files being redacted to the point of pure absurdity? It could have been but what we got from the DOJ yesterday was completely expected. It's the old "water is wet, grass is green, Trump fucks little girls" routine.

But if you're keen on seeing cartoons featuring big black squares obscurring damning evidence of Trump's kiddie-diddling just open any newspaper or any political or comic oriented subreddit.

And, just to be clear, those black squares aren't just hiding evidence, they're an admission of guilt.

- Lefty