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The progressive editorial cartoon about atheists vs. theists.

Off Is Not A Channel.

We can never be a civilized society until this nation's top Judges stop giving absurd religious beliefs as much credence as empirical knowledge.


The words 'prayer' and 'nothing' should be used more often as synonyms.

"Is there any gas in the car?"
"Nope. Nothing but prayer."

"I hear George shaved his head."
"Yeah, he's going for that prayerly look."

"The Russians just launched their entire nuclear arsenal at us. What shall we do?"


Dallas, Texas is smack dab in the middle of a vast and mostly flat chunk of geography. You don't have to clamber upwards very far to attain a near unobstructed view of the horizon in all directions. At just a couple dozen feet on the z-axis clumps of skyscrapers and office buildings will be the only things impeding the majestic view.

Which makes the 4th of July a bit unique for us North Texans. My city is home to about 3 million humans and a significant portion of them this past Tuesday were frantically igniting the sky in a patriotic fervor while, simultaneously, violating ludicrously unenforceable local ordinances against such promethean frivolity.

Fortunately there are a few of the aforementioned locales available in this city high enough to afford a near perfect 360 degree view of the pyrotechnic orgy and one of them is near my little home. So right about 9:30 this past 4th I and The Companion decamped to this modest promontory, settled ourselves amidst a polite gaggle of local homeowners, fought off an ant attack or two, and watched in delight as the horizon boiled in the glow of thousands of China's best explosive devices for well over an hour as a cool lake wind caressed our blissful faces.

Hope your Fourth was just as good.


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Lefty News for July 5th, 2023

Trump intentionally doxxed Obama's address, which gave an armed idiot nefarious ideas.

Earth experiences hottest day since record-keeping began.

President Joe Biden renews call for assault weapons ban after holiday weekend of terror.

Adam Schiff's supporters say "Screw You!" to Republican censure and donate $8.1 million to his campaign.

Trump-appointed judge does something stupid for the benefit of fascism, this time with the First Amendment.

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