I Don't Have A Secret

A new poll has revealed that the Number One concern of voters at the moment is not inflation or CRT or even Jewish space lasers.

It's threats to democracy.

Yes, voters are worried it. They've read the papers and doom-scrolled online enough to understand that the GOP is not their trickle-down buddy any longer and might not even have their best interests at heart. In fact, the American public seems intent this mid-term in telling the Republican Party to go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.

I'll bring the sprinkles.

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New GOP strategy: Stop passing authoritarian legislation far in advance of elections as it seems voters understand the fuckery they're up to given enough time.

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Dear Florida Minorities: If you're afraid that Ron DeathSentence will arrest you if you try to vote (and that's why he's now prosecuting 20 innocent people for voting) then vote him out of office. You can do it.

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The Harper's Index reports that Democrats are much less likely to date a Trump voter than a Trump voter is to date a Democrat.

The take-away: Democrats know an oblivious dick when they see one.

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Quick rumination:

Those opposed to abortion should also be against car repair. In their minds, every conception is perfect and requires no maintenance, just like a car fresh from the factory.

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And, on a personal note:

The North Texas weather gods have a sick sense of humor.

First sixty consecutive days of hell-fire and now a monsoon for the next week.

At least it's not freezing.

=Lefty=