Keepin'
It Greasy
If you knew someone intimately who lied to you like Tucker
Carlson you'd have noped the fuck out of that relationship
a LONNNNNNG time ago.
Unless you're a self-loathing dumb-ass.
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Has anyone else noticed that the Russian flag and the
Fox News logo have roughly the same color scheme?
White atop blue atop red.
Funny that.
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Anyone else get the feeling that the price of a barrel
of crude oil could fall to $10 and the petroleum industry
would STILL be like "Gimme mah four dollahs, bitch!"
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Trump had a great relationship with Putin in the same
way that my cocker spaniel has a great relationship with
me.
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What to make of a clearly racist political party, one
which would seemingly ship all Black people back to Africa
if given the opportunity, whose symbol is an African
elephant.
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I'm going to be a baseball heretic and suggest that
we henceforth rule home runs to be just another foul
ball.
Here's why.
It would encourages players to swing for accuracy, not
power, equaling more hits. This would be much more entertaining
than
watching Joey Gallo-types walk, strike out or hit the
(very) occasional homer.
(Yes, I know. People loves them some home runs. But it's
the same sports psychology of going to NASCAR races mainly
for the accidents, because you're not there to see cars
race in circles.)
Also, move the pitcher's mound back about ten feet.
Give those hitters something to look at long and hard.
I'm done.
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Now that another winter is safely past I'd like to thank
the late George Crowley, from the bottom of my frigid
little tootsies, for his magnificent invention, the electric
blanket.
=Lefty=
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