R.I.P.
- Resisted Immunological Precautions
I made a joke yesterday on one of my social media accounts,
one which rhymes with "base-puke", about Texas Republicans
passing laws allowing fellow Texans to punch women
in the
face if they mentioned
birth control within 500 feet of a gun store.
It was a JOKE.
Today a Texas Republican Congressman, Bryan Slayton,
introduced a bill asking for the death penalty for
both women who have abortions AND their doctors.
I live in Texas and it's time to nuke this state from
space. Sometimes the only was to kill a cancer is to
burn it out with radiation.
I am, of course, waxing furiously hyperbolic but
I needed all who do not dwell in this benighted part
of the world to know we're not all raging lunatics
here. Texas Republicans have systematically suppressed
the
Democratic
vote in this state for decades and now we're the on
the glide path to becoming the new Somalia, so maybe
I'm not being so hyperbolic after all.
(Slayton's bill is pointless, as of this moment, as
abortion is a moot point in Texas so this is nothing
more than the Congressman engaging in a little sadistic
misogyny, telling the women of Texas that they are
garbage, trash that must be disposed of once they've
sullied themselves via the Constitutionally guaranteed
right of privacy.)
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Why doesn't the GOP come right out and state that their
presidential candidate for 2024 is the COVID-19 virus?
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The following is from the "Just Trying To Help" division
of Raging Pencils:
If an NFL quarterback was only completing 25-33% of
his passes the game would suck.
Well, that's MLB, where they only put 25% of balls
into play. Boring.
Here's a solution:
Move the pitcher's mound back 6-10 feet and give the
hitter's a better look at the ball. Simple.
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What do the words "monster" and "mobster" have
in common?
Trump.
=Lefty=
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