National
Fuck-knuckle League
"And for our next play we'll run
a reverse on civil rights all the way
back to 1864."
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Scientists discover deadly organism
that enters the body via the throat
and uses the body as a host. They attempt
to destroy it but are hampered by carelessness
and opportunism. Multitudes
die as the organism proceeds to mutate.
Covid-19 or "Aliens" franchise?
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The following is the (condensed) history
Republicans wouldn't want our future
schoolchildren
to learn, if they had their way:
In 2016 the Russians, the Republican
Party and the KKK worked together to
elect a racist, infantile drug addict
as U.S. President, a man incapable
of sensible governance, which included
allowing a deadly virus to run almost
unchecked through the country. In the
resultant chaos of a full economic
meltdown he launched an attack from
the White House on the U.S. Congress
with the goal of making himself dictator
and his blond daughter his concubine
queen. Though this man failed to win
reelection Republicans proceeded to
rewrite state election laws to ensure
that they could never lose again. Thankfully,
Democrats passed the For the People
Act in 2021 and over 250 Congressional
Republicans were subsequently led to
the gallows for treason, which is why
you kids are reading this instead of "The
Art of the Deal".
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"It was an attempted coup happening at the Capitol
that day. If it was another country, the US would’ve
sent help.” - US Capitol Police Sgt. Aquilino
Gonell
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The officers who testified before the January 6th Select
Committee on Tuesday morning continually referred to
the protesters as "terrorists".
They were 100% correct.
=Lefty=
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