Super-Duper-Critical
Race Theory
Why has it taken almost a year, since January 6th, for
officials to discover what was abundantly clear to almost
anyone with a pulse?
That Trump planned and orchestrated an attack on the
U.S. Capitol in order to subvert the Constitution
and make
himself
dictator.
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What we're learning is that Fox broadcasters had Trump's
cell phone number but Don Jr. didn't.
Well, okay then.
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Meadows: "I'm happy to cooperate with the January
6th Committee. Here are all my emails."
J6th: "We also want your phone metadata."
Meadows: "........... I'm taking the Fifth!"
J6th: "Get back here you!"
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Why do banks treat student loans like they're an absurd
risk? It would benefit everyone in this country, except
the bank owner's yacht collection, if interest rates
for student loans were kept at a level that covered
administrative costs alone.
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How about a Ren
& Stimpy Xmas
song?
(From their "Crock O' Christmas" album.)
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Lefty's All-Inclusive Twelve Days of Seasonal Celebration
On the first day of Solstice my true love gave to me, a Democrat in the White
House.
On the second day of Rohatsu my true love gave to me, two trillion dollars in
infrastructure investments.
On the third day of Aarathosht Diso my true love gave to me, 300 more gigawatts
of renewable energy worldwide in 2021.
On the fourth day of Boxing Day my true love gave to me, four different Covid-19
vaccines.
On the fifth day of Omisoka my true love gave to me, five hundred million doses
of vaccine in the arms of Americans.
On the sixth day of Santa Lucia my true love gave to me, six new Trump staff
subpoenas.
On the seventh day of Yule my true love gave to me, seventy-seven countries banning
plastic bags.
On the eighth day of Festivus my true love gave to me, eight hours of highway
driving in a Tesla.
On the ninth day of Unduvap Full Moon Poya my true love gave to me, nine Congressmen
investigating the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol.
On the tenth day of Hanukkah my true love gave to me, ten new episodes of Rick
and Morty (Don't judge).
On the eleventh day of Mawlid el-Nabi my true love gave to me, eleven priests
arrested for child sexual assault.
On the twelfth day Kwanzaa my true love gave to me, twelve more insurrectionists
incarcerated.
Oops. I forget Xmas. Darn.
=Lefty=
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