Murder
Inc.
Why
is it EVERY FUCKING
TIME a Republican
plants his butt behind
the Resolute Desk
civilians have to
start dying by the
thousands?
"What? Planes crashing
into buildings? We'd
have never guessed."
"What? The levees
have flooded in New
Orleans? Guess I'll
go to a birthday
party."
"What? Nuns
being kicked out
of helicopters over
the ocean? Here,
Iran, have some missiles."
What?
Gay people dying?
Trees cause pollution,
you know."
"What? Germs
from China will destory
our whole economy?
Time for another
rally and a round
of golf.
"
"What? Iraq invaded
Kuwait after I gave
them permission?
Who'd a-thunk?"
"What? A devastaing
hurricane in Puerto
r-r-r-Rico? Have
some paper towels."
STOP. VOTING. FOR.
THESE. PEOPLE!
Mail-in voting NOW!
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If
we're wise we should
all operate on the
idea that getting
infected with COVID-19
is going to be a "when",
not an "if".
So let's do EVERYTHING
we can to be a "when" much
later on in the year
when hospital's much
less resemble Thunderdome.
This message brought
to you by Americans
Who Just Can't Shut
Up About the Patently
Obvious.
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Moscow Mitch McConnell
is now saying that
Dumbass Donald missed
this whole coronavirus
thing because he
was (Sob-whimper-whine-moan)
distracted by that
whole impeachment
thing.
Okay, let's see.
What was Chubby Hitler
doing between September,
2019 and February
5, 2020?
Signing legislation?
...... Nope.
Reading to school
children?..... Nope
Preparing for a pandemic?.....
Nope.
Ah! Here it is!
Nineteen political
rallies. (Possibly
more.) Almost a full
three weeks on the
road masturbating
furiously for the
benefit of Fox News
in front of crowds
partially composed
of paid actors assembled
via Craigslist ads.
During this whole
period the Oaf of
Office slept like
an Adderall-addicted
baby because he knew
the Senate would
not vote to convict.
If t-Rump was distracted
by anything at that
time it could only
have been the infected
paper cuts on his
asshole from wiping
his sphincter with
the Constitution.
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t-Rump, on Fox: "The
things [House Democrats]
had in [the Stimulus
Bill] were crazy.
They had levels of
voting, that if you
ever agreed to it
you'd never have
a Republican elected
in this country again."
What Minipinkies
McGropeypants is
whining about is
that the Democrats
know the coronavirus
will be roaring back
in November and it
would be a great
idea if people could
vote by mail.
Like, everyone.
And if everyone votes,
Democrats win and
win big.
Republicans
only win by suppressing
votes. It's on Page
Two of their user
guides. Page One
instructs them to
conspire with a foreign
government.
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Dumbass Donald now
wants an infrastructure
bill in the middle
of a pandemic.
Le sigh.
Yeah, all those unemployed
waitresses and nail
stylists are just
going to jump at
the chance to run
a backhoe and pour
concrete for $7.25
an hour in a poisoned
wasteland courtesy
of a DOJ-castrated
EPA.
How long before Hair
Furor goes full Pol
Pot and starts executing
anyone with a New
York Times subscription
and sending everyone
else into the farm
belt to harvest avocados
and Big Macs?
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If just a month ago our government (Snort!) had said "Everyone
off the streets for two weeks. No exceptions. Then
this pandemic will be over. We promise. While you're
in quarantine we'll be manufacturing new tests to make
sure it doesn't spread again."
But, no. We got Shit for Brains in the White House
patting himself on the back with his tiny, little,
doll-like hands for keeping the death toll at only
100,000.
Or
is it 240,000?
Or
is
it 2
million?
=Lefty=
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