Take
Two Aspirin and Fuck-off!
This is a rather inexact comic. The t-Rump character
should have been more of an amalgam of Fat Hitler and
the
traitorous Republican swine who litter the Capitol.
But it's more fun to draw the Giant Orange Man-Baby
than
just another generic GOP elephant.
Besides, an obese orange elephant
groping his youngest daughter would have just confused
people.
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If I told you Putin nuked Tampa, Florida and killed
300,000 Americans you'd probably want to go to war.
But Putin instructed Trump to ignore the coranavirus
and it killed 300,000 people across the country.
Where is the difference between the two?
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In 2009 banks and real estate vultures swooped in and
bought thousands (millions?) of houses whose mortgages
had gone into default due to the Republican president's
economic recession.
2021. Rinse and repeat.
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Since the election we've learned that last March Mango
Mussilini was seriously discussing plans to let millions
of Americans
die via herd immunity while at the same time the Russians
were hacking through U.S. cyber-defenses that he
personally defunded in order to build his wall.
Care to change your votes, Red Hats?
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Between his indifference to the recent Russian hacks
and 300,000 dead Americans you have to be a special
kind of cruel, stupid, racist waste of RNA not to understand
that Trump is actively trying to destroy this country
for the benefit of past and future real estate deals
with Russian oligarchs.
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I've been amused lately by the idea that Tweety Amin
may not give his closest friends and family
a
pardon
because
that means they'd lose their 5th Amendment protections
and would be forced to spill all of his legal beans
in court under sworn testimony.
Because keeping his own ass out of jail is more important
that anyone else's.
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They feed off of us, they're diseased, they could kill
us and not care.
I'm talking about lice.
Which should be the new Republican Party mascot.
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If aliens ever visit this planet and express the desire
to know more about human civilization would they learn
more about us from our great museums or from a Walmart
Supercenter?
I know that question seems fatuous but ask yourself,
the next time you're standing in the check-out line
to purchase a left-handed gangly wrench bearing the
3-D, enameled, glow-in-the-dark likeness of the Mona
Lisa, "Is there really a difference?"
=Lefty=
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