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Poison Control

For my Texas homies:

Beto O'Rourke is visiting every county in Texas. He's out there shaking hands with everybody. He's not afraid of the people.

Ted Cruz, on the other hand, is doing a whole five "town hall" meetings in such bustling cities as Seguin, Pearland, Temple, and Brownwood.

Oh, and you have to register to get in. Good luck with that.

Inexplicably, one town hall is in Cypress, outside Houston, which went heavily for Hillary. Ya'll go down and raise some Hell, won't you please?


Next year both SpaceX and Boeing will launch American astronauts into space in American rockets.

Thanks, Obama. Seriously, thanks!


According to a recent Pew poll 27% of Americans self-identify as Republicans.

44% self-identify as Democrats.

Vote Blue, no matter who.


Sarah Sanders refused to say that the press is not the enemy of the people.

Sarah Sanders IS the enemy of the people.


I am the Red Hen. I am Maxine Waters. I am Patricia Okoumou. I am Kristin Mink. I am Robert De Niro. I am David Hogg. I am Emma Gonzelez. I am Mike Avenetti. I am Stormy Daniels. I am Rachel Maddow. I am Pickaxe Guy.

Fuck Trump.


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