The blame Shame Game
In a tweet today, December 29th, our Putin-appointed
twatwaffle blamed the latest partial government shutdown,
his third thus far, on
the Democrats in response to them not giving him the
kazillion bucks he needed to share with all his corrupt
buddies,
uh,
I mean, to build his wall.
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In 2017 China imported $40 billion worth of soybeans
from the U.S.
In November the amount of U.S. soybeans imported to
China numbered zero.
As in nothing.
As in nada.
As in"Oh, F*CK!"
Thanks to the Shah of Shutdown's tariffs.
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Trump: "I own the shutdown. Uh, I mean, the Democrats
own the shutdown. No, wait! The Mexicans on the shutdown.
Or is it Obama? Yeah, Obama own it. Nope, nope, nope,
it's Hillary. Hillary owns the shutdown. <begins
crying> My mommy owns the shutdown. I want my mommyyyyyyy!"
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Remember how surprised you felt when you learned that
Nixon had taped himself?
What if Trump really HAS taken nude selfies.
Whoa!
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Big Fussy Mango Baby is threatening to close the southern
border if he doesn't get his wall.
So the musical question is... if he can shut down the
border, why does he need a wall?
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Trump's tariff's just cost U.S. farmers $40 billion
in soybean sales to China.
Why, that would have been enough to build a wall. A
great big beautiful wall. I guess we'll just have to
let the Mexicans pay for it after all.
Heh.
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Words of wisdom from writer David Frum:
"
Don't let controversy over Trump signing souvenirs
for a small number of carefully prescreened troops
distract you from fact that the military as a whole
disapproves of Trump's leadership very nearly as strongly
as the rest of US society."
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Mike Pompeo, our Secretary of State, talks about the
Rapture like it's a real thing.
It's like having a government official who uses Magic
cards to define our economic policies.
=Lefty=
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