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Once Upon A Despotic Time

There are still 696 government officials that require Senate approval and President Pmurt has nominated only four.

Four.

This means that no one is running the U.S. store.

Total. Incompetency."

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Russian ambassador, 64, drops dead of heart attack today in New York.

Probably another case of Ken Lay disease. Totally unsuspicious.

Fun Fact: Lay also died of a heart attack at age 64. Just sayin'.

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Fox News anchor Chris Wallace says the president has crossed the line with attacks on media.

This probably means Fox thinks it can now make money both attacking AND shilling-for the so-called prez.

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The KGB's Pocket President is complaining about paid protesters, but he's right. Government protesters WERE being paid... back in 2009.

I happen to know, for a fact, that many of those angry people protesting the ACA were paid handsomely by the insurance companies to show up and raise hell.

But liberals protest Trump for free, 'cause we're like that.

Anyway, this is just another case of Republicans blaming Democrats for stuff they do.

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The Orange Potentate says that the news is the enemy of the people. He's also said that if the people want real news then they need to get it from him, therefore Grabby McStinkFinger is admitting that he is the enemy of the people.

But we already knew that.

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Back in early 2002, after the attack of 9-11, fervent Bushies kept yapping "Think how bad this would have been if Gore had been President". Much face-palming ensued from people who knew better.

So now Tr*mp is screwing the pooch in a way previously unimaginable. So guess what the fervent Tr*mpies are going to be saying sooner rather than later. That's right....

"Think how bad this would be if Hillary had been elected."

Just wait. It'll happen. I'm getting my palm ready.

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By President Obama's first 45 days in office he'd passed a stimulus package that helped reverse the economic recession and signed legislation that bailed-out the auto industry. Mr. Obama saved this country's economic ass.

So far, Groper McTinyPinkies has done nothing to help create jobs, and has nothing planned. So far he's just BEING an ass.

=Lefty=

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Lefty (mod)

For the record, I'm still on the case. New comics are on the horizon.

StevieB

Has Lefty been detailed by the DrumpfanOrcs? I worry for his health?

Lefty (mod)

Mark in Boston: Google has a sense of whimsy all its own. I say "Bring on de la bonita senorita-tas!"

Mark in Boston

Is that "Hot Latin Beauties Online / Find My Soulmate" ad a real ad or some kind of satire?

Anonymous


1) They told me if I voted for Hillary, I would get an administration that would be criminally negligent.

2) Our national security would be at risk because of her appointees and because of how sloppy her team was with her email server.

3) Goldman-Sachs people and billionaire friends would "own" cabinet positions.

4) And, on a daily basis, she would be telling the most outrageous lies because that's who she is.

I voted for Hillary and sure enough, that's exactly what happened.

Shorty Fudpucker

Be afraid, be very afraid. I want to make you all aware of a Trump in training. His name is Senator Tom Cotton from Arkansas. He father owned a cattle ranch in Arkansas which allowed him to go to Harvard University and Harvard Law school. He has worked for McKinsey & Company, a company that states on its web page "Companies must be open to radical reinvention to find new, significant, and sustainable sources of revenue". Well he did, he got into politics. Do a search for Tom cotton and listen to a 7 year old put him on the spot. Makes you smile.:-)

For all of you that have netflix, watch "Requiem for the American Dream". It will scare the hell out of you. Noam Chomsky outlined the fall of our government and the enslavement of the common people. It is a 10 step process that has been going on for about 100 years.

With the election of Trump we are in the last phase. We the people, on a daily basis, are being fed huge amounts of misinformation, weapons of mass distraction (i.e. the latino issue, the terrorist threat from middle east, attacks on the media and so on) false economic reports and "alternate facts". Alternate facts are called LIES.Period. KellyAnne is a true blond. If you say something she disagrees with she will continue talking over the person asking questions and spew out anything that pops into her air filled head.

All progressives out there who are against guns, remember that all republicans have several.

eddi

Old 48 just had a name change.
Feb. 23 (UPI) -- A Quinnipiac University poll shows that President Donald Trump's job approval rating has decreased to 38 percent, down 4 percent since he was inaugurated.

TrulyTexan

@KeyserSOze: Sorry, I just know I heard it somewhere, people are saying, Hillary tried to have him killed, and Obama framed him.
#AltALtFacts

hillsmom

Love, love, love the pink pussy hat she's knitting. I wants one and so does Gussie =^..^=

Keyser SOze

@TrulyTexan: just because you believe it, doesn't make it so. You have to notify us that it's an #AlternateFact. Now you can bank on it.

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