The
11-5-2014 Raging Pencils 'toon will be somewhat
delayed. Stay 'tooned. - The Management
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The
Sniff Test
 Conservatives
who just happen to be reading this comic,
do me a favor and take off your pointy
white hood. Now reach up to your
face
and find your
nose with
one
hand then, with your free hand, locate
a nearby implement sharp enough to slice
your nose off your face.
Okay,
now pay attention. This is important: If
you plan on voting for a Republican senator
because you
know for a dead-solid fact that it will
grind all social and economic progress
in this country to a halt for the next
two
years,
you're
free
to go.
That kind of honesty, however monumentally
lunkheaded, deserves one's respect.
If, however,
you plan on voting for a Republican for
Senator because think that
a GOP-majority Senate and House will cause President
Obama to resign, apologize
for causing the 2008 Recession, become infected with
Ebola, renounce
his Kenyan citizenship, and beg Mitt Romney to take
his place in the White House, then please cut off
your nose and throw the rest of yourself away.
Thank you.
PS, did you notice there's a hidden cartoon today?
Just click once on the comic to see it and click
twice to dismiss it.
=Lefty=
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