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Dinner Time!

gerrymandering in North CarolinaI'm a bachelor so it's no surprise that I eat bachelor food. My favorite kinds of grub are massive quantities of home-cooked meals that I can enjoyably live off for days, even weeks, at a time. Five minutes preparation, tops, is my goal.

So you can imagine my delight upon discovering a couple of one-cup recipes. The first is a Coffee Cup scramble.

Take a basic coffee cup and add a couple of eggs, a splash of milk, salt, pepper, and dried basil (optional, but tasty). Give it a whisk to mix it up, then toss in a slice of bread, broken into dime-sized bits. Stir that up and let it set a moment for the bread to soak up the juices. Then take a slice of cheese, tear it into little bits, and also mix that into the mixture. Microwave this for about 90 seconds and you have a fluffy, delicious breakfast. Keep some toast in reserve to soak up the yummy gunk on the bottom.

The second recipe is even better: a brownie-in-a-mug. (See picture above)

You take the same microwavable kind of coffee cup and toss in a 1/4 cup flour, 1/4 cup sugar, 2 Tbsp of cocoa, and a pinch of salt. Pour in 1/4 cup of water and 2 Tbsp of oil. Mix it up, microwave that little sucker for 90 seconds and you'll have yourself a luscious little treat. This is even better if you have some ice cream to plop on top.

Now all I need is a good, one-cup eggplant parmigiana recipe and I'm set.


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