It's A Fair Cop

For some reason whenever I think about Mitt Romney these days I'm reminded of that scene in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" where a mob of village yokels are condemning some luckless woman to death for being a witch. As evidence of this, an outwardly normal member of the mob (John Cleese) earnestly states that she transformed him into an amphibian. Caught in an obvious lie he pauses a moment then quietly informs everyone that "I got better".

So every time Mitt changes his story on his taxes, which he's done at least four times, and then begins blaming Mr. Obama for the Bush Depression I hear that little voice going "She turned me into a newt."

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=Lefty=

Oh, That Mitt.

According to Mitt Romney, if you're curious about his tax returns, you're "small-minded". That, unfortunately for Mitt, means 63% of the voting population.

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While being vetted Paul Ryan suddenly "remembers" a $5 million dollar trust. Whoops!

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Do Romney and Ryan agree on a Medicare plan? Well, they might or they might not. It depends when you're asking the question.

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Paul Ryan requested money from Mr. Obama's stimulus program, but then lied about it. This might have gone unnoticed except he decided to run for vice-president. Whoops, again!

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Ann Romney says she doesn't know what's in their taxes but she's sure it's legal, so shut up already.

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Mitt seems to think there's something wrong with trying to get re-elected. Mitt is something of a retard.

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I hate to do this to you, as it's 19 minutes long, but here's the ultimate Mitt Romney Flip-Flop Collection.

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President Obama's Top 50 Accomplishments

Number 27: Achieved New START Treaty

Signed with Russia (2010) and won ratification in Congress (2011) of treaty that limits each country to 1,550 strategic warheads (down from 2,200) and 700 launchers (down from more than 1,400), and reestablished and strengthened a monitoring and transparency program that had lapsed in 2009, through which each country can monitor the other.

For the full list of his 50 finest achievements read the Washington Monthly story.

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And now our Chart of the Day: What Obama Inherited



Much larger version of chart here.
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Republican Job Creation Update

Congress is in recess until early September. No jobs are being created, no farms are being saved.

For the full 2001-2012 list of Republican sloth please visit republicanjobcreation.com.

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