The
Ten NRA Commandments
 1.
I am the Lord thy NRA, who redefined the second Amendment,
delivering assault rifles into the hands of rednecks.
You shall have no other special interest group before
me.
2. Thou shalt not financially support the ACLU, for
the NRA is a jealous organization and will mercilessly
troll your blog.
3. Thou shalt not criticize the NRA, for the NRA will
hire lobbyists to thwart your reelection.
4. Remember the 6-shooter and keep it holy. Keep one
bullet for your son and one bullet for your daughter,
one for your male servant and one for your female servant,
one for your cattle and one for the stranger at the
gates. Especially if the stranger is black.
5. Honor thy mother and father, and the long rifle
they gave you on your 12th birthday.
6. Thou shalt kill. That's what the gun is for.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery. Your wife knows
where you keep your guns.
8. Thou shalt not steal, but it's okay to shoot anyone
who looks suspicious.
9. Do not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
Instead, shoot him and claim self-defense.
10. Covet thy neighbor's gun, for it is awesome. Especially
if it has a banana clip.
=Lefty=
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Note 1: On March 12th the
Rush Limbaugh program suspended its national advertising
for two weeks, figuring
that fourteen days was all the time it would take
for the public fury over Limbaugh's brutal attack on
Sandra
Fluke to die down. That time is now up. Is he wrong?
Note 2: Americans eat the cheapest
food in the world, but this is not such a great
thing.
Note 3: Conservatives have been
subtly altering
the Bible for the past 30 years
in an effort to redefine abortion. Now why would
they go and do a thing like that? Hmmmmmm.
Note 4: In the process of making
animated films Disney creates many songs which
don't
make
the final cut. At the urging of a former animator's
son they're going to release a CD of these vintage
tunes.
Note 5: And, lastly, porn
for the blind.
Note 6: Say "Hello!" to Rick
Santorum!
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And now our Chart of the
Day: Gun
ownership and death rate, by state. (More guns equal
more deaths. Gosh, who'd a thunk?)
Larger
version
available here.
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Republican Job Creation Update
 3-26-2012: The
House took last Friday off. No jobs were created.
View the entire two-year list of non-job-related
House activities
here.
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