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The Evolution of Religion

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The Evolution of Religion

bible liesNot only am I sitting here touching myself in an impure fashion but I'm eating bacon-wrapped shrimp and wearing two kinds of cloth.... and I'm eating from a plate that's had both meat and milk on it!

Not only that, but I'm getting a tattoo and committing adultery while killing a mother bird in the nest. Afterwards I'm planning to murmur to myself about taking someone to court for the right to teach evolution as I walk behind my own devices in the midst of being tempted by desire.

Sounds crazy, doesn't it?

It is.



john boehner"We're going to have a relentless focus on creating jobs." - John Boehner, February 10, 2011.

The following is #55 in a list of accomplishments by the GOP since they gained control of the House in 2011. None have yet to result in one, single new job.

(55) 7-20-2011: Are you ready? They supported a bill that would "amend the Securities Act of 1933 to specify when certain securities issued in connection with church plans are treated as exempted securities for purposes of that Act." Ooooh, I'm all a-tingle.

For the entire list of GOP futility, click here.


Fox News Lies!And what manner of lie is Fox News spewing today? They're claiming our country will lose it's AAA bond rating due to George Bush's, uh, I mean, President Obama's economic policies.

Click here to help Drop Fox from your cable system.

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