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me, Oholiba!
At Ease!
 Happy
Memorial Day, everyone!
If you see a zombie servoceman, salute. It's the least you
can do and, all things considered, will help protect your
head
if he tries to
eat
your
brain.
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Bonus
Ignorance.
Speaking of things you wish you didn't
know.
Extra Deluxe Factual Bonus Fabulousness
If credit reports looked like the nutrition
facts found on the sides
of cereal boxes, they might look something like this.
Raging Pencils salutes the
Mystery Reader of
Kampala,
Uganda
Whoever
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Points Memo
Today's
Google Chow.
Classroom.
Teacher: "Okay, Billy. Use the word 'emissions'
in a sentence."
Billy: "Sure... 'She lusted after their genitals
as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emissions
were
as strong as those of stallions.' Ezekiel 23:20."
Teacher: (sigh) "Okay, I give up. I'll tell your mother
to restore your HBO privileges."
Billy: "And give up Leviticus for True Blood? Fat chance."
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